The life and times of Skintight Jaguars


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In case you haven’t already been bombarded elsewhere on the internet, there’s something you should know, and i think the title of this blog explains it all in a very subtle way.

Yes fine people, we are indeed going out on tour with one of the greatest rock n roll bands around! Backyard Babies are taking us out on the road with Crucified Barbara around the UK and we’re very much honoured to be a part of the ruckus! Look out my sweethearts because you’re about to witness some top notch noise racket and it’s gonna hit you right in the snatch like an old man’s withered hand.
It’s not everyday an unsigned band gets to do something like this. So be proud of us. Be proud that sometimes the record labels and promoters don’t always get their say. Sometimes it isn’t all about the backscratching of the business. Sometimes it’s about having nice haircuts.
Nicke wanted us, and Nicke got us.
I can feel the jealousy burning in your loins, but don’t worry my lovely fuckers.. the burn will turn into flames. And we’ll all be dining tonight on your charred ballbags.

Is The Curse lifting? Is this just the start of another story into the fabled curse of the Jaguars?

A paradox has woken. Beware the beast that brings new songs, new terror, new tears and old plowers.

See you all on the road! Come and say something special to us, warm our hearts with campfire stories. But more importantly buy our merch so we can pay for petrol and get to the next date on the tour. And when the puppy dog eyes rear their beauty at you, it’s not a cheap con to get you to feel sorry for our malnourished state it’s actually a plea. A cry for help. Buy us a pack of peanuts and a pint of Britain’s finest cider, Ploughbow and forever will you be in our hearts.

Tourdates are as follows:

Tue 2nd – BIRMINGHAM – Carling Academy 2
Wed 3rd – NOTTINGHAM – Rock City
Thu 4th – NEWCASTLE – Carling Academy 2
Fri 5th – GLASGOW – Cathouse
Sat 6th – SHEFFIELD – The Corporation
Sun 7th – MANCHESTER – University
Tue 9th – BRIGHTON Concorde 2
Wed 10th – SOUTHAMPTON – Joiners
Thu 11th – NEWPORT – TJs
Fri 12th – LONDON – ULU


Written by kiplegend

August 25, 2008 at 11:18 am

Posted in News

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  1. you are all fit as fuck i want your babies

    ridik bo

    September 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm

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